As all Singaporeans should know
Mas Selamat has escaped!
it is known that he escaped when he was about to visit his family
he asked for a toilet break and it was allowed
then he broke out of the toilet





now,
the question thats bugging our minds
that is,
how exactly did Mas Selamat break out of the toilet?
this is how..



so now we cant find him
so the authorities resorted to issuing posters
of how he looks like
including some vague physical descriptions
but
having just his side views
and pictures with and without visible facial hair
is apparently not enough,
being a master of disguise





now,
think of a mouse,
and a cat
compare their sizes

(please stop any activities that involves putting edible stuff in to your mouth. Also, those who have just eaten their meal, please do not proceed from here. The blog author shall take no responsibility for any partially-digested matter appearing anywhere, after all, you have been WARNED!! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!)













SupeRRat!
"Hey im not done with my dinner!"
On this corner, we have Cat! Weighing xPounds!
And on the other corner, we have SupeRRat weighing 3xPounds!
"why?! never seen a superrat before?"

i have no idea how real these pictures are.
but yeahh..
like i said again, i warned you..



YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??



WELL TAKE IT!!